DJ claims Kate's back on drugs
It’s been two years since she earned the nickname Cocaine Kate, and after a stint in rehab it looked like she'd got her act together, but now a DJ hired to work at Davinia Taylor’s 30th birthday party has revealed that the supermodel is up to her old tricks. DJ Elliot Eastwick said, “She seemed really fidgety and desperate to dance. She kept saying, ‘Make me rave, make me rave,’ It was obvious she was on drugs.” The Croydon-born star’s strange behaviour continued and at one point she screamed, “Who’s got the drugs? Get me some gear!” The DJ also says Kate asked him for some cocaine. “She grabbed my arm and yelled, ‘Who’s got the drugs? Get me some gear. You’re a DJ, you must have some.’” Kate then allegedly tapped on a record sleeve in the manner of someone racking out lines of cocaine. “It was obvious what she was after,” says DJ Elliot. Come on Mossy, don't go down that road again like Pete – it's boring. For us mainly, we want new stuff to write about!

Amy accused of murdering hamster with crack. Seriously.
And the award for our favourite headline of the week goes to: “Amy killed my hamster”. Yes, a session musician and friend of Amy Winehouse has told a newspaper that the big-beehived one is responsible for the sad passing of his hamster, Georgie Porgie. The tragic event happened during a gathering at a north London house, where Amy was partying with Georgie’s dad Peter Pepper (were these people born in Nursery-Rhyme land?). Peter said, “We got Georgie out to play in the morning. I’d been to bed, but Amy had stayed up and was still going strong. The next thing I knew it bites me (the hamster, not Amy we assume) and runs away. I went to get a plaster for my finger and by the time I came back Amy said she’d put it to bed.” Sadly, just hours later, Georgie was discovered dead. “I don’t know what she did to it – it was probably crack,” lamented Peter. Hmm, or maybe it just caught sight of that scary barnet and died of fright?

Chanelle throws diva stop over Posh
Chanelle reportedly stopped filming on her new TV show thanks to a bust-up with co-host Toby Anstis. The pair are currently making MTV's Wannabe, but things got heated on set when Toby dared criticise Chanelle's hero, Posh. A source claimed that Toby said Posh had zero talent provoking Chanelle to go bonkers. At least there weren't any champagne bottles to hand...

Sophie Anderton checks into rehab
Shamed model Sophie Anderton has checked into rehab and is undergoing treatment for cocaine addiction and depression. After being exposed in the tabloids as a £10,000-a-night prostitute who takes and supplies cocaine, Sophie has gone into meltdown, screaming and crying down the phone, according to a family friend. “Sophie is absolutely shattered,” the friend revealed. ”Everyone is terrified about her state of mind.” The star is thought to have been admitted to celeb-favourite The Priory.