Ashley cheats on Cheryl
Bloody nora: according to reports in this morning’s papers, Ashley Cole has cheated on his wife Cheryl – with a blonde hairdresser. The Chelsea footballer was revealed as a "cheat and a liar" by Aimee Walton who shared a night of passion with Cheryl Tweedy’s husband. The pair spent the illicit night together at one of Cole's friend's pads in the Princess Park Manor complex in Friern Barnet, North London – the same block Cheryl and Ashley lived in before they wed. The charmer even begged Aimee not to tell anyone about their romp before interrupting their saucy session to be sick on the floor. But Aimee, mum of one, has broken her silence saying; "He's wild – really rude in bed. He knew exactly what he was doing and was pretty good, despite not being very big. But it was a big mistake and I regret it... I'd drunk too much and went along with what he wanted... I just hope Cheryl can see him now for the man he is - a cheat and a liar."

Britney's uncle: “She's been taking drugs since she was fourteen”
Britney Spears' uncle has lifted the lid on his niece's wild ways saying; "She has tried just about everything – cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy." William, known as Willie, speaking from his camper van in Louisiana, claimed that the troubled singer started drinking when she was 13 and dabbled with drugs from just 14 years old. Willie goes on to describe her as "buck wild" but says her meltdown can be traced back to her difficult past. He added; "I'm not just a family friend or someone who claims to know them. I was there every day, working with them. I have seen all the terrible things happen." Yes, and been part of them – Willie recounts how he took cocaine with Britney on her 18th birthday. But mostly Willie blames Britney's dad, accusing him of being responsible for a large chunk of Britney's boozy lifestyle. He said; "Just about everyone in the Spears family is a drunk and Britney's dad Jamie was one of the worst. Britney grew up thinking it was alright to drink and that you can live with a drinking problem."

Geri and David are an item
Unlikely duo Geri Halliwell and David Walliams have been secretly dating since the new year, it is claimed by a source close to the pair. “They are very tactile with each other and he’s such a gent… Geri just can’t stop smiling.” The source added; “They will be gutted when news of their relationship leaks as until now they’ve been able to carry on without anyone knowing.” But Geri shouldn’t get too excited – in the past week our David has been spotted out with Lisa Snowdon (carrying Agent Provocateur bags, no less…) and Ziggy’s girlfriend. How does he find the time?
 
Russell in phone-line scandal
First Ant and Dec, Richard And Judy, and Blue Peter – now Russell Brand. The lothario’s radio show featured a live contest in April 2006, but it now turns out that the competition was pre-recorded and the prize won by a member of staff at the station. Russell himself isn’t going to get his knuckles rapped as it’s claimed he didn’t know anything about it – but all the people who entered the contest are being offered compensation. Why do they even bother making these competitions up?!