Heather to represent herself in court:
It’s the divorce battle that seems to have been going on since 1982, and now the big showdown is getting closer. Next week Heather Mills will grill (not literally, she’s a vegan remember) her ex-husband Paul McCartney in the High Court as a judge determines how much of the Beatle’s £825million fortune she should receive. Heather is thought to be after a whopping £50million, and is allegedly going to use allegations of abusive and violent behaviour to warrant her request, while Paul has vowed to clear his name and retain his fortune. The custody of the couple’s daughter Beatrice will also be discussed. We’re not sure that Heather's decision to represent herself legally is the wisest move, remember how well her rat-milking GMTV appearance went after she dumped her agents? One thing’s for certain, after two years of mud-slinging, accusations, tears and rants – this is one case that’s going to get VERY nasty.

ACTUAL sympathy for Ashley
After what Ashley Cole has put wife Cheryl through over the past few weeks, you’d be forgiven for assuming nobody has an ounce of sympathy for the love rat – but you’d be wrong. Yes, it turns out that the shamed footballer still has an ally in the shape of Ian Wright. The former footie ace has reached out to Ashley to offer his support, as he has been through the same experience after cheating on his wife. “There will always be girls who are willing to sell stories about footballers, or people who are on TV,” he simpers, “If I had thought about it properly, I wouldn’t have done it in the first place.” Erm, hello? If you’d thought about it properly, then surely HURTING YOUR WIFE would be top of the list rather than whether or not you could get away with it?! *smacks head on desk* It would appear that in the deluded world of Ian and Ashley, it’s all the fault of the single girl you cheat with – not yourself. The 44-year-old, who’s own infidelities resulted in divorce, went on to admit, “I’m not happy that I was a total a***hole (that’s better). I think about what I did every day of my life and hopefully Ashley will learn by his mistakes.” What do you think, heatworlders? Has Ashley really learnt his lesson this time?

Robbie throws another tantrum over Gary
Robbie Williams has fallen out with Guy Chambers – again! Robbo gave Guy his marching orders after finding out that he is working with nemesis Gary Barlow. Robbie owes much of his success to Guy, but after a previous falling out the duo kissed and made up last year – but this latest news has put paid to their rekindled friendship. A source said, "Robbie and Guy patched up their differences last year. They had been back in the studio trying to find the spark that produced Robbie's material. They gave it a go, but it didn't work out. But while they were working together in LA, Guy was asked to work as part of a team with Gary on a new TV show. He never mentioned it to Robbie. Rob heard Gary was in LA working and when he found out it was with Guy he wasn't best pleased." Guy, Gary and Mark are part of a team of 12 writers working on a new ITV project Britannia High. The eight-part Reality show aims to recreate cult 80s series Fame.
 
Alesha makes body image documentary
Alesha Dixon has landed her own show. The Strictly Come Dancing star will front Leave My Bits Alone – a one-off BBC3 programme about the pressures on women to be beautiful. Alesha believes that lads mags should not digitally alter images of women, saying, "The image of the female form is increasingly divorced from reality." We love Alesha.