Pete's in trouble again!
Oh Pete – we were so impressed to see you actually attempting some exercise at the weekend in the Soccer Six celebrity tournament at Millwall football ground, but you had to go and ruin it, didn't you? Despite his 5-year-old son Astile being in the crowd (yes, we always forget he has one, too), Pete decided to wee in an important Millwall trophy he managed to get his hands on, as his team, QPR, are massive rivals of the team. Somehow we think he might not get invited back next year...
 
Jude gets rude with Kimberly Stewart
Gruesome twosome alert: Kimberly Stewart, 28 and Jude Law, 35, have been getting it on – in, er, 195 Club in Essex. Onlookers in the club, which is usually packed to the rafters with D-listers like Michael Greco and Jodie Marsh, were stunned to see Jude and Kim having a full-on snog on Saturday night, right in the middle of the dancefloor. Classy. A fellow clubber even took some pictures of the duo, only to have the camera snatched off them by a bouncer, who then deleted the pictures. heat has already booked a coach trip for the females in the office to 195.
 
Posh back in Ugly Betty
Despite admitting she was “a terrible actress” in a recent interview, it would appear that Victoria Beckham’s on-screen talents are still in demand. The star is set to return to hit US comedy Ugly Betty after her successful guest slot in the last series – but she won’t have to act too much as she’ll only be playing herself. Posh has agreed to return for regular cameos on the show and we reckon she’ll have a bone to pick with Wilhelmina after the crafty lady locked her in a cupboard last time. A source from the show said, “The producers are delighted she will return. She’s going to feature quite a bit.” What with Posh, Lindsay Lohan and even Dawson from Dawson’s Creek lining up to appear on the show, it seems Ugly Betty really is the place to be seen.
 
Johnny Borrell's charity gig
Stars including Thom Yorke and KT Tunstall got together yesterday to call for a stronger law on climate change – and now even Johnny Borrell is getting in on the act. The moody-lipped Razorlight front man has agreed to play a one-off gig in a plane at the London Science Museum on 3 June as part of the Friends Of The Earth’s Big Ask campaign. The star allegedly thought it was “unbelievable that the government plans to ignore emissions from aviation and shipping when assessing the UK’s carbon count”, while Thom Yorke explained, “We need to make sure the law is strong enough.” Ooh, it all just makes you want to go out and do a good deed, doesn’t it