Ulrika has baby number four
Ulrika Jonsson has given birth to her fourth child – a baby boy. The television presenter, now in her third marriage to business man Brian Monet, said, "I'm delighted and hope my family is now complete!" Ulrika and Brian named the new addition Malcolm after he was born on Saturday night – weighing in at a whopping 10lbs! He will be brother to Cameron, 13, Bo, 7 and Martha, 4 – all who have different fathers. Malcolm eh? Innnnnteresting – what do you think?

Kerry’s mum misses court
Her daughter's fond of telling mums to go to Iceland, but this is one mum who won't be popping out to Iceland – or anywhere else for that matter. Kerry Katona's mum missed an appearance in court yesterday claiming to be suffering from Agoraphobia. The 48-year-old is facing charges of benefit fraud after she admitted to claiming over £5,000 in income support, despite earning thousands from selling stories about Kerry. Susan Katona has sold many stories about her celebrity daughter to various newspapers over the years and Kerry has a difficult relationship with her as a result. Yesterday, her lawyer produced a doctor's letter in court, which confirmed that Susan had become too scared to leave the house. Officials will now visit her at her home.

Fern "at rock bottom" over gastric band story
The Fern Britton gastric-band row rages on – with the bubbly TV star still refusing to return to work at ITV. Bosses on popular show This Morning had expected Fern back at the start of the week, but there's still no sign of her. Sources close to the star say that she has slumped into a deep depression following the revelations that she'd had the "weight-loss" op, "She is at rock bottom," claims the friend, "She is still fuming with ITV chiefs for not backing her over the operation." Fern says she kept her surgery a secret because she considered it to be a personal matter – but ITV bosses are cross that they were kept in the dark. Oh dear. We hope she comes back soon. Fern, we miss you!

Pete loses all his money
Ex-convict and well-known junkie Pete Doherty is putting together a team to try and track down all his money. The Babyshambles singer claims he is running out of cash, saying, "I've got a few concerns at the moment over issues with management – where the money has been going." Pete must have been in the pondering mood, as he continued, "It's been two years of a**ing about. But we could make money out of this job." Hmmm, maybe if you spent a bit less on drugs and portraits of your ex then you'd have a few notes left to play with, Pete. If you do happen to track down your millions, please install a shower at your pad and HAVE A BLOODY WASH.