Now Jordan takes a pop at Jade
She was busy dishing out advice to Kerry Katona last night, and now Jordan has taken a pop at Jade Goody too. Speaking at her book launch yesterday, where she was wearing this awful feathery outfit, Jordan told reporters that she was planning on running the London Marathon next year. "I'm not going to run it like that Jade Goody, though," she laughed, "I'm going to finish it." Biiii-a-tch! Jade famously did only one day of training before attempting to run the Marathon two years ago – and it led to her having to be carried to an ambulance at the 18-mile point (heatworld would SO not have made it even that far). We'll be extremely impressed if Jordan does manage to complete the course – especially as she has to carry those boobs round with her. We suggest she invests in a seriously strong sports bra or an enormous reduction before the training begins!

Kate Moss: “I wont quit fags because it’s who I am”
She's famously quiet when it comes to talking about her private life – or, indeed, talking at all – but now Kate Moss has given a rare and revealing interview, admitting that she believes modeling is "brain-damaging" and that she's in no hurry to hang up her party shoes. The model told US Vogue magazine, "I'm still acting like a 17-year-old – I definitely haven't become middle-aged." Despite running her own business and being a full-time mum to five-year-old Lila, Kate says she still wants to have fun – and defiantly says she won't change for anyone. "I won't be quitting the fags because it's who I am," (what, smelly and vile?!) she said, "I have to be myself, otherwise I'd be a paranoid mess." When asked about her daughter Lila, Kate softens a little, saying, "I'm a mum, all the time. Every day I put my daughter to bed. I've actually been thinking of moving to the countryside full time so that Lila can have a rural upbringing." Kate currently divides most of her time between her home in London and her sprawling mansion in Gloucestershire, and admits that money isn't something she really has to worry about. "I like making money," she smiles, before adding excitedly, "I'm saving up for a private jet – I'm going to call it the Kate Express." Sounds pretty good to us. The 34-year-old also says she would never consider having botox, saying she'd be "embarrassed" if a photographer asked her to frown and she couldn't. We hate to say it, but we think Kate comes across as quite level-headed and sweet in this interview. One thing you couldn't accuse her of is being fake. What do you lot think? Are you fans of Ms Moss?

Warrant issued for Pete Doherty’s arrest
Pete Doherty – he just can’t keep out of trouble, can he? The singer skipped a scheduled court date in Yeovil yesterday, forcing less-than-amused judges to issue a warrant for his arrest. Oh well, it’ll make another chapter in the memoires we suppose. Pete was due to appear as part of a criminal damage case dating back to last year, when he was accused of grabbing a camera from a female photographer’s neck and causing £200 worth of damage. Tut tut.
 
Sienna and Balthazar's holiday fling put to the test
Men of the world beware! Fresh from a bit of boob-flashing and philandering on a yacht in Italy with Balthazar Getty (that name never fails to irritate us every time we write it), Sienna Miller is back in London *hides under desk*. But how will the blonde-haired harpy cope without her latest squeeze on her arm? Will married American millionaire Balthazar follow Sienna across the Atlantic? Who knows. But it’ll be interesting to see whether this relationship stands the test of time – or whether the pair’s very public smoochfest was just a holiday fling. Although we don’t think Balthazar’s wife – or four kids – will see it that way…