Chris & Rihanna: now there's a sex tape...
They've gone from having one of the most private relationships in showbiz to being the most-discussed couple of the moment, and now Chris Brown and Rihanna have found themselves on top of the gossip pile yet again. Rumours in the US are claiming that the pair – who are currently "on a break" – made a number of sex tapes together and pals of Rihanna's say the singer is terrified Chris will release them. The source claimed, " They’ve had tons of crazy nights in bed, and Chris has recorded many of them. Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality. But she'd be mortified if her friends and family found this out!" The Umbrella singer is also said to be feeling "humiliated" following the whole assault incident, and all she wants is for her nightmare to end. Blimey, this one looks set to just run and run, doesn't it?

Jade battles on
Jade Goody is staying alive thanks to her “strong heart”, according to doctors. A friend of Jade’s says, “Doctors are saying Jade is only hanging on because she has such as strong heart. They’ve rarely seen such a fighter.” Jade’s mum Jackiey has praised the efforts of the nursing staff looking after her daughter, and has revealed Jack Tweed and close friend Kevin Adams are helping her stay in good spirits. She says, “The nurses are doing a fabulous job. We cry, we laugh, we cry, we laugh. Me and Jack and Kevin break down every three minutes then we start being idiots and try to laugh with each other.”

Madonna hates mobile phones
The path of true love is never a smooth one, not least for Madonna and her man Jesus. According to reports, the pair have come to blows over Jesus’ mobile phone – Madge isn’t happy that he, um, speaks to people in her presence. Jesus was chatting on the phone to his family earlier this week when Madonna walked in on him, telling him it was rude to take a phone call in front of her. Crikey! A source says, “Jesus stood up for himself and they had quite a heated argument. Madonna agreed to let him answer the phone when she’s around, but only in emergencies.” Er, okay…

Michael Jackson "furious" at BBC comments
Uh-oh. Looks like the BBC are in a bit of hot water again – and this time they’ve messed with the King of Pop. Comedians Hugh Dennis and Steve Punt compared Jacko in the same sentence as Irish terrorists the IRA. Speaking on Radio 4, they said, “I can’t decide which '80s celebrities I want back less: Michael Jackson or the IRA.” But Jacko is none too chuffed at the mention. “Michael was told about the comments and was appalled,” says a source. “It was a disgusting slur. To compare him to cold-blooded murderers is not funny, it is highly offensive.” Michael is reported to have complained to AEG Live, who are promoting his tour dates in London later this year.