Madonna's new man accused of cheating:
Now, we're not saying Madonna is scary or anything *cough*, but if we were her boyfriend, we wouldn't dare ever put a toe out of line. This is why we were quite surprised to hear that the Queen of Pop's 22-year-old Brazilian hottie Jesus Luz had been fooling around with another girl at a party. Tut tut, etc. The model, who has been pictured out with Her Madgesty frequently over the past few weeks, was pictured dancing very closely with fellow model Luciana Costa while out in Rio this week. Onlookers claim that the pair whispered into each other's ears and kissed during the course of the night. However, lingerie model Luciana was quick to rubbish the rumours, saying she and Jesus were simply "old friends having fun". She even said that her dancing partner talked about Madonna in glowing terms, and said he has no problem with her being 28 years older. We're sure it's all perfectly innocent, but we'd still be really scared if we were Jesus right now...

Natasha Richardson "critical"
Hollywood actor Liam Neeson abandoned filming last night to be by his wife Natasha Richardson's side after the actress' condition deteriorated. The British star was flown from hospital in Montreal to one in New York with her husband by her side, but last night her condition was said to be "critical". Natasha originally got straight back up on her feet after taking a tumble on the slopes, joking that she needed a bit more practice. It was only a few hours later that she began to feel unwell and then quickly went down hill before being rushed to hospital. Tragically, the actress was actually taking part in a beginners lesson. A source who was at the scene said, "There were no signs of impact and no blood, but the ski patrol insisted she see a doctor." Staff at the New York hospital where Natasha is now being treated say that she is "sedated" and suffering from "brain swelling". It's quite common for brain injuries to worsen over time as in this case, especially if there is a bleed from the inside, although experts are saying that if treated early, there is a good chance the injury can be operated on. We sincerely hope poor Natasha makes a full and speedy recovery.
 
Mark refuses to help find Kerry’s "missing" cash
There’s no doubt that the entire world (well, a few people in the UK, anyway) is still reeling after Kerry Katona’s decision to take back Mark Croft (why oh why oh why ad nauseum), but there’s even more infuriating news emerging about Kerry’s missing money. Kez drafted in forensic accountant Frank Cochran last week to sniff out where her millions had disappeared off to, but Mark – and we wouldn’t like to point the finger (yeah right) – has refused to take part in his investigation. Frank says, “I offered him the opportunity to meet me but he refused. He said, ‘I think you’re doing well enough on your own. I don’t want to talk to you.’ A source adds, “It’s very strange Mark wants nothing to do with the investigation.” Do we smell a rat? Hmm.
 
James Corden’s on a diet
Even though he’s officially one of the busiest men in showbiz (TV series! Movies! Guest appearances on comedy telethons!), it looks like we’ll be seeing a lot less of James Corden. Yes, the Gavin & Stacey star is officially on a diet. James has been spied picking up low-fat food and other diet snacks from a health food café in London. Ooh. A worker says, “We see James in here quite a lot. He always tends to go for the healthy or diet options. We sell plenty of cakes and other less healthy things but he just doesn’t seem interested.” We can’t quite imagine a slimline James, and we’re not sure we want to either.