We know it's mean to mock the afflicted, but there's just something really amusing about Simon Cowell's big, red, sunburned head. The X Factor judge has just come back from a (extremely) sunny break in St Tropez, but he clearly forgot to pack any sun lotion. Just LOOK at the colour of him! There's even a slight sunglasses tanline going on. You could fry your breakfast eggs on his forehead. Poor Simon... Keep slapping on the after-sun, mate.
Ouch! Simon's been burnt