Katie and Alex to get their own show?
Katie Price's reality show with now ex-husband Peter Andre was a very lucrative deal, and it seems the model is keen to recapture some of that success by making a show with her new man, Alex Reid. The show, which will be shown on Sky channel 281 LA Muscle TV (no, us neither), is essentially a self-defence masterclass hosted by Alex, but the producers are said to keen for Katie to join in as his glamorous assistant. Hmmm, we can't imagine Katie taking on the role of anyone's assistant – especially not on TV. However, since hooking up with her muscle-bound fella, Katie has certainly been taking her fitness more seriously than ever, and pals think she might just be persuaded to join in. Um, sounds great. Does this show sound sound like something you would watch?

Kerry wants police to find her missing money
Kerry Katona has turned to the police in a bid to track down hundreds of thousands of pounds she claims have gone missing. The reality star is convinced that cheques made out to her have been cashed by someone else, and she's confused as to how this has happened. She visited her local police station yesterday to ask for some assistance. One friend explained, "Kerry believes fraud has been committed and is determined to bring whoever did it to justice." The move comes just days after Kerry was questioned following an attack on her accountant. She stormed into his office demanding to know where her money was, and friends later claimed that Mr McHugh had used Kerry's cash to invest in dodgy businesses, although this is not confirmed.

Jacko buried as LA cops prepare arrest
Michael Jackson will finally be laid to rest at sunset today, just as the police in LA prepare to charge someone with his murder. Jacko's death certificate was changed this week to read "homicide" as the cause of death, and it's thought arrests will be made in the next few days. Michael will be buried close to his hero Walt Disney, at the Holly Terrace Grand Mausoleum at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park near Hollywood. The official LA coroner's report was released this week, and states that Jacko was killed by "acute propofol intoxication". Propofol is the powerful drug that is only ever usually used in hospitals, and under strict guidelines. We'll bring you any updates on this story as and when they emerge.

Liam: "It's over. I'll never go back to Oasis"
Liam Gallagher has spoken for the first time since it was announced that Oasis were splitting, and he says there's "no way" he would ever consider going back to the band. Talking to a waiter while holidaying in Italy, Liam told him that it was "all over" and that "he'd never get back with Noel". Liam, who was staying at Lake Como with long-term girlfriend Nicole Appleton, seemed totally happy and relaxed, according to onlookers. And he certainly didn't seem upset when discussing the end of Oasis. Are you upset that the brothers can't put their differences behind them, or are you glad to see the back of Oasis?