Jodie Marsh has never been what you'd call bosom buddies with Katie Price. In fact, it was their bosoms which caused them to fall out in the first place, wasn't it? However, neither one had said much about the other in a while...until now. Talking to Zoo magazine about Katie Price's horse-riding abilities, Jodie spat, "What does Jordan do on a horse? Dressage. Trots around, that’s all she does. She doesn’t jump, she doesn’t do f**k all. She just sits on it, poses and pouts." Jodie then added, "I started horse riding again recently and I haven’t ridden since I was 14. So I’ve got on it after 17 years, and it’s a beast. I cantered him, galloped him and got over proper jumps." OK, so we agree that Katie Price is a bit pouty when she's riding, but she's pouty whatever she's doing, and dressage is very difficult from what we can remember from our own horse-riding days. Still, all this ranting does make us giggle. Jodie didn't stop there, either, adding, "She’s [Katie's] not good in bed – she doesn’t know what she’s doing. She’s as cold as ice, she’s got hardly any friends and she’s thick as shit!" Blimey. Asked what she thought about the rumours that Alex Reid is a cross-dresser, Jodie simply replied, "I think anyone who wants to be with Jordan is a bit weird in the first place." Miaow. She really doesn't care what she says, does she? We wonder if Katie will bother to respond...
Jodie rants about Jordan
