Paris Hilton has certainly kissed some chimps in her time (hello Rick Salomon), but we think this is the first time we've seen her kissing an actual chimp. It's no secret that Paris is an animal lover, and baby chimps are undeniably cute, but we're still not sure it's entirely necessary to kiss one on the lips. It makes us feel a little bit sick – or maybe that's the shot too many of Sambuca we had last night – to imagine it. Then again, we've blatantly kissed worse-looking creatures than this on the lips before – and so has Paris.
Paris kisses a chimp