Wearing a leotard as normal clothing is always going to be a bit risky. Wearing a white leotard is taking the risk factor even higher. And doing both in front of thousands of people? Well, let's just say BB's Mario is calling a health and safety meeting as we type. Lily Allen decided that this weird ensemble was the perfect choice of outfit for a recent gig in Paris, but we don't think she factored a possible camel-hoof catastrophe into her plans. All the bright stage lights are making it really hard to look at anything else, too. Lily, we officially have The Fear of your camel toe! We're not worried about saying so, either, because she doesn't even check the internet anymore, so we know she won't get the hump. Get the hump? Camel hump? Geddit? Oh, never mind...
Camel toe alert!