Instead of flying to the other side of the world to be dumped, Alex Reid should really have stayed in London and got involved with this cheerful event. After all, it looks like the sort of thing he'd really enjoy doing. We're not sure why Stella McCartney asked Mighty Boosh pair Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt to dress up as ladies and stand in her store window while the Christmas lights were switched on, but they do look rather funny, don't they? Noel really should have found some tights that fit him, though. The sight of that saggy gusset is enough to put us off our lunch. In fact, with that blonde wig, slightly-too-short dress and scary make-up, Noel actually reminds us a bit of Peaches Geldof. Tee hee. She's going to love us for saying that...
Men dressed as ladeez