Just shave it off!!
As we discussed just the other day, an alarming number of perfectly handsome celebrity men seem to be growing grim hair all over their lovely faces at the moment – and this is the worst example we've seen yet. It's becoming hard to believe that we used to suffer sleepless night's over the sheer hotness of Brad Pitt. With this beaded *shudder* tramp's trim on his face he just looks...well...bloody awful. We actually feel sorry for Angelina Jolie for the first time ever. Imagine having to snuggle up to that hippy fuzz every night? Urgh! You're not a pirate, Brad. Just pick up a razor. PLEASE.