There are some celebrities we wouldn't even pay 9p for, but this chap definitely isn't one of them. In fact, we happen to think he's worth a lot more than he seemingly thinks. We're not sure why Blur frontman and all-round music producer genius Damon Albarn is advertising himself for sale for just 99p, but we're pretty miffed that we weren't strolling through London's Notting Hill at the same time as he was yesterday. We SO would've parted with a pound to spend some time with Damon – yes, even with that slightly scruffy beard. He’s just got such a sweet smiley face. We're thinking about copying him and getting a £10,000 tee made up for this lunchtime. Reckon we'd get any takers?