Pete Doherty was arrested in Berlin this weekend after – wait for it – throwing a pint glass through a car window. How kind of him. The shambolic singer is currently doing a solo tour of Germany, and in the early hours of Saturday morning police were called to a bar in the Kreuzberg district of Berlin. It turns out that Pete, who was reportedly downing shots and "constantly asking about cocaine", threw his empty pint glass out of the bar window at a Ford Fiesta parked outside, smashing the back window. He was arrested by police at the scene and held for three hours on a charge of property damage. This story makes us want to bash our face against the wall, but we won't – mostly because it's covered in skanky old clumps of Blu-Tack. Pete, you numpty, you make us do a sadface.