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The 9 0'Clock News – Wed 2 Dec

Jedward to be in The Simpsons?!
Another day, another tale of how Jedward are slowly but surely taking over the world. This time the rumour is that the twins are going to be featured in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons. We know! Pretty impressive, eh? The show's producers are said to be impressed with the former X Factor contestants and are "taking a look at them". One spokesman explained, "They're certainly charming and good-looking fellows." And what do Jedward themselves think about this development? "We would love to be on The Simpsons!" said an excited Edward. "John, Edward and The Simpsons – we're best friends with Bart!" We really hope this happens. After all, if Su-Bo can do it...

Britain's Got Talent wizard robs producer
A magician who auditioned for a place on next year's Britain's Got Talent is being hunted by the police – after he made one of the crew's wallet vanish. The sneaky wannabe asked one of the executive producers to lend him a tenner to do a trick, and the guy was so impressed when he made the money vanish then reappear, that he didn't notice his entire wallet was missing. By the time the alarm was raised, the opportunist thief was long gone. A source later revealed, "This bloke obviously saw that he could easily mug the producer and decided he was also going to make the wallet disappear." According to sources, it's a shame that he stole, because he could have gone far on the show. Oh dear. Maybe Simon Cowell will take pity and reimburse him?

Sabrina: "Stuart and I are just friends"
Sabrina Washington became the eighth celebrity to leave the I'm A Celeb... jungle last night and, despite a good grilling from Ant and Dec, she still refused to admit there's anything going on between her and Stuart Manning. Asked if there was any romance between the pair, Sabrina merely beamed and said, "We're just friends." During their time together in the jungle, it was clear the pair had chemistry – and one night Stuart even had to stop himself mid-chat and tell her, "We'll talk when we get out." We actually think Sabrina is clearly head-over-heels for the hunky Hollyoaker, so we hope they do get together. Do you think there's anything romantic happening, or are they just friends like Sabrina says?

Will Ferrell wants to play Simon Cowell
Will Ferrell has announced that he'd love to play Simon Cowell in a movie about the music mogul's life, and has even compared the X Factor judge to his iconic Anchorman character Ron Burgundy. Will says, "It would be my dream role. He's become a legend in five years, and one of the most famous people on TV. It wouldn't be hard for me to play him because I see a lot of Ron Burgundy in Simon Cowell – apart from Simon being ruder." There are talks happening at the moment to make a film about Britain's Got Talent champ Paul Potts' life, so perhaps Will Ferrell will get his chance sooner than he thinks. We would actually love it if this happened – it would be hilarious!

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24 Comments

  • Poppystar

    03 December 2009 11:59

    So glad Jedward are going to rake in more money than the eventual winner of x factor. Classic!

    Poppystar

  • pippa22

    03 December 2009 02:24

    Jedwood are giving me nightmares the thought of them been everywhere and just when we thought they might disappear -god help us

    pippa22

  • Tribbith

    02 December 2009 22:18

    And brooke5426, that's Edward on the right :) I'm a little bit obsessed with him x3

    Tribbith

  • Tribbith

    02 December 2009 22:17

    Woo for Jedward! :D And I hope Will Ferrell does play Simon Cowell. He has to be my favourite comedy actor ever <3

    Tribbith

  • Im_a_Jaggly

    02 December 2009 14:42

    I was searching around for the comments, cos they make me laugh but there werent any.....HW....go back to how it was before!!

    Im_a_Jaggly

  • gymbunny

    02 December 2009 13:54

    Yeah me too brooke5426 - I liked that before I could just zip on, have a quick look at what was going on and catch up quickly, rather than trawling through the site looking for stuff. It looks better, but not so user friendly! Glad they sorted the frigging log in problem though - I do NOT miss trying to log in 10 times!

    gymbunny

  • brooke5426

    02 December 2009 13:32

    ps who is the twin on the right? hotness!

    brooke5426

  • brooke5426

    02 December 2009 13:32

    help! I need a sat nav! this layout looks more interesting and less boring but i miss the simplicity of the old layout. Never happy I know! I feel like I'm missing out on loads of stories cos I have no idea where to find them! xxx

    brooke5426

  • krazykow86

    02 December 2009 13:10

    Maybe we should start a petition on facebook to get HW to re-instate the old website, but with better log-in, of course :)

    krazykow86

  • gymbunny

    02 December 2009 12:38

    Arghhhhhh! Hating this new layout - there are too many sections, and it takes aaaaaages to get round! Boooo heatworld!

    gymbunny

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