We've always had Elton John down as one of the most extravagant of all the world's celebrities. Remember that costume he wore with actual diamonds on it? Anyway, this is why we were a little surprised to discover he was selling one of his cars on Auto Trader. That's right, he has to flog it online like the rest of us. You can snap up Elton's no expense-spared Maserati Quattroporte S for a snip *cough* at £39,995, and for that you get features such as heated electric massage and ventilated rear seats, a rear entertainment system with DVD player, and even picnic tables complete with curtains. It will also reach 62mph in 5.4 seconds and hit a whopping 174mph. Wowser indeed. Anyone tempted? Anyone? You can have a look at the car for yourself by clicking here. We can barely afford bread at the moment, so it's all yours.