There's no denying that Kelly Osbourne's figure looks ruddy fantastic at the moment, but it's taken her years of yo-yo dieting to reach a happy place with her body. The star says she got more grief for being "fat" than anything else in her life. "I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict," she admits. "I will never understand that." Kel says that a teenage (we're guessing very jealous) girl once shouted "You're fat!" at her from a passing car. "I went to my parents bawling," Kelly remembers. "I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!" She credits her enviable current figure as being the result of "regular exercise and a portion-controlled diet". Can you send us a copy of this diet and exercise plan please, Kel?