"Are you kidding me?!! Teddy F-ing Sheringham! He is my mother's age! I am peeing with laughter!" That was what Rochelle from The Saturdays posted on Twitter when she heard the rumours about her getting "cosy" with the footballer. We admit, it was with eyebrow firmly raised that we reported the tale this morning. Rochelle's ruddy gorgeous and Teddy...? Well, he's just ruddy.