Katie Price and Alex Reid get married in Vegas
Katie Price last night wed her boyfriend of seven months Alex Reid in a £1million quickie ceremony in Vegas. The couple issued a statement through Katie's agent, which read, "Katie and Alex are delighted to announce they got married in a private, simple ceremony. Their decision to marry has not been made with any media deal in place. It is purely down to their love for each other." Despite the claim that the ceremony was "private", a TV crew was present and recorded the whole thing. The couple, who were said by onlookers to be "giggling like teenagers", later added that they were looking forward to their future together and that "we can't wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who fully support our wishes." Seems a shame their immediate family and Katie's kids couldn't be there, doesn't it?
Madonna splits from Brazilian toyboy
Madonna and her Brazilian toyboy Jesus Luz have decided to end their relationship after a year together. Friends are claiming the split is totally amicable and came about simply because the two wanted different things from life. One friend explained, "The problem is as simple as it is obvious - it's the age difference. How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to some people." At 23, Jesus is 28 years younger than 51-year-old Madonna, but this is the first time either have admitted the age gap was an issue. We doubt either of them will remain single for long.
Lily Allen returns to Twitter
Lily Allen has returned to Twitter - just four months after she swore never to engage in social networking ever again. The singer used to Tweet up to 20 times a day, but eventually quit saying her boyfriend was feeling neglected. The star's first Tweet in months read, "Hello, I'm back!" and she then admitted to fans, "Went to India over Xmas and the clarified butter has made its way from my tummy to my thighs. Eeuuggh." We look forward to more updates, we think...
An argument's kicked off on Popstar To Operastar
Popstar To Operastar judge Meat Loaf has spoken out about his fury towards the show's co-host Alan Titchmarsh, claiming the gardener keeps ignoring him during the show. Last week he scrawled the word "PROTEST" on a piece of paper and held it up after Alan stopped him mid-rant, and the crew say the Bat Out Of Hell singer is convinced there's a conspiracy against him. Alan has said he's only doing what he's told by the producers, and to be fair to him Meat Loaf does enjoy his too-long shouty rants on that show. We think they should settle it with a karaoke battle.