OK, so it might be years since he swung his sword in a sexy way as Zorro - and the guy is turning 50 later this year - but we're still a little bit upset at how Antonio Banderas looked at the Oscars last night. Why why WHY has he grown that Captain Birdseye beard? He actually looks about 20 years older than he did just six months ago. Facial fuzz can look good (hello Tom Selleck), but it takes a special kind of man to carry it off - and sadly we don't think Antonio is one of them. Are you reaching for the sympathy razor as you read this, or do you dig Banderas' Mr Twit beard?