R-Pattz is going deaf!
Poor Robert Pattinson has admitted that all the screaming from his female fans is making him go deaf. Rob's presence sets off a sound similar in volume to that of a shuttle leaving the earth every time he makes a public appearance – and it’s taking its toll on his lobes. “I’m almost completely deaf anyway,” he says. “So I’m worried. I’m very worried.” Pattz also says that he’s usually in a “daze” at his premieres and that the thought of being around his fans terrifies him. “I kind of freak out in the car on the way,” he admits. With Eclipse coming out later this year and another two Twilight movies possibly on the way, we think Rob had better invest in some ear-plugs. There must be some Twilight branded ones - they’re merchandised just about every other product on the planet.
Vernon Kay’s “text friend” hooks up with Calum Best
The Page 3 model Vernon Kay admitted sending saucy texts to has found a new man to play with – and this time he’s single. Rhian Sugden reportedly “got it on” with notorious ladies’ man Calum Best following a boozy day out at Alton Towers recently and the couple have since been flirting on Twitter. Calum’s ex Sarah Harding (we had so forgotten about that little dalliance) was also at the theme park, but sources say she found the whole scenario very amusing. While Calum Best may not have the best track record when it comes to the ladies, at least he’s not married, so we think him and Rhian might just be the perfect match.
Posh in tears over missed airport date
Victoria Beckham was left in floods yesterday after she missed the chance to catch husband David at Heathrow Airport. The couple had hoped they’d have enough time to meet for a chat and a kiss before they boarded their separate flights (him to LA and her to Moscow) - but there wasn’t enough time. Becks is still on crutches following an operation on his ankle and friends say Posh was desperate to get some time with him before she had to leave. “Victoria burst into tears,” reveals a friend. “This is the life they lead – their jobs mean they have to travel all over the world.” Cheer up Posh, you’ll be back in David’s sexy arms by Friday.
Brad Pitt finally admits why he’s grown that HIDEOUS beard
Brad Pitt’s goaty facial hair has long been an issue we despair over. His face is just so pretty underneath…aargh! It turns out that he’s not growing it as some sort of bet, or even as a deterrent to women (although that’s definitely the effect it’s having). No, Brad Pitt is simply bored. “It’s boredom,” he says simply. “No other reason than that.” Tell you what, Brad. If you’re too “bored” to shave it off then just pop over to heat Towers next time you’re in town and we’ll happily do it for you. We might also have to burn that beanie hat you’re always wearing, though…