We’re all for ditching the brunette for the blonde. In fact, we’re in the middle of such a transformation ourselves (details on that next week) – but when the results are this dodgy, then it may be time for a rethink. Noel Fielding showed off his newly bleached mop during a night out in London last night, looking not unlike that famous scarecrow Worzel Gummidge - and he’s certainly going to scare the birds away with this thatch. It’s not even so much the colour as the way it’s been cut. Rhys Ifans is in danger of having his tramp crown stolen. Do you like Noel’s new ’do, or should he have stuck to the ebony locks?