Teeny tiny Eva Longoria Parker says she “really confused” by Nicollette Sheridan’s lawsuit against Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry, saying that the executive “couldn’t hurt a fly”. Talking to Ryan “really smiley” Seacrest, Eva said, “I'm really confused about this whole thing. I know they did have a thing on set, but I guess it was a couple years ago. I wasn't on set when it happened, but apparently this incident had happened and she felt it was wrong.” Eva also admitted she doesn’t want anything to tarnish the show’s reputation, but that she wants what’s best for her friend. We suspect a lot goes on that Eva never sees, because she’s just too darn small.
PS We love this photo of Eva and Nicollette, don't you? Best caption wins a copy of Lee Ryan's new single. Yes, we really are that kind.