As if Cristiano Ronaldo’s ego wasn’t ELEPHANT enough already, the lovely people of Portugal have now gone and unveiled an enormous sculpture of him at the Columbus Commercial Center in Lisbon. While it’s definitely as smooth as Ronaldo, we’re not quite convinced they’ve got the face quite right. And it should really have been coloured orange to look at all realistic, don’t you think? Let’s start campaigning for a giant sculpture of David Beckham to be erected in London’s Trafalgar Square. Preferably based on those Armani underwear adverts…