Jesse James admits he wanted to get caught cheating
We feel like we’re practically choking on all these cheating chumps today. Sandra Bullock’s horrible ex-husband Jesse James has admitted in a new interview that he “wanted to get caught” cheating on his famous wife, and that he lied to her face when she questioned him. Jesse told US show Nightline, “I think she's had her suspicions in the past, but, you know, I lied, and lied my way out of it. I lied to everyone about everything, even to myself. When I was doing it, you know, one, I knew it was horrible, it made me feel horrible. And two, I knew I would get caught eventually, and I think I wanted to get caught.” He went on to praise Sandra’s “natural” skills as a new mum, almost breaking down in tears when he talked about how much he’d lost. What. A. Chump!
Ronaldo not happy with his pants picture. He’s the only one.
Celebs normally get upset with Photoshop trickery when it means they appear on magazine covers with unrealistically thin bodies/a wrinkle-free face/a set of devil horns. But footballer Ronaldo is upset with Vanity Fair because they have Photoshopped him on their cover posing in his pants (hello, torso!) and standing next to footballing rival Didier Drogba. Apparently Ronnie is so annoyed he’s considering legal action because he would never stand next to Drogba. Are we the only ones who are just happy that Ronaldo got his six-pack out, and reckon he should stop making a big fuss out of nothing?
Karren Brady was “daunted” by Apprentice job
The newest face on the right side of Lord Alan’s boardroom desk has admitted she found the idea of working on The Apprentice daunting – mostly because her predecessor Margaret was so great. Karren Brady says of her role, “Replacing Margaret is always going to be a very daunting task because she's much-loved and she's absolutely brilliant at it. I think the most daunting thing is being able to make a contribution that people like, because it's such a wonderful show and the format is really good. So replacing someone who's so successful at it is a bit daunting.” Karren says she enjoyed the Junior Apprentice but is looking forward to the adult show kicking off later this year. We think if she wants to get up to Margaret level then she’d better start practicing some amusing facial expressions. Don’t forget to watch the brilliant Junior Apprentice at 9pm tonight on BBC1.
Kelis gets a divorce
Sadface. Kelis is divorcing her rapper husband Nas. The couple married back in July 2003 and have a son together, but Kelis began divorce proceedings last May, after citing “irreconcilable differences" and back in December Nas was ordered to pay £35,000 a month to his ex and their child. Anyone else feel a bit sad that yet another celeb marriage is over?