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The 1 0'Clock News – Lindsay Lohan is back on the drugs

Posted by 02 June 2010 12:59

The 1 0'Clock News – Lindsay Lohan is back on the drugs

Lindsay Lohan is back on the drugs
Calm down! We’re only talking about the prescribed kind, nothing sinister. Lindsay has managed to get around the rules of her strict weekly drug tests by having her wisdom teeth removed. Naturally the poor thing will need to stay on the painkillers for the next few days at least, and the authorities have allowed that she can take drugs as long as they are prescribed by her dentist. We’re guessing this also explains why her face has been looking so swollen and weird of late. Still, at least she doesn’t have the same problem as a certain Mr Bradley Cooper…

Bradley Cooper used to be mistaken for a girl?!
Blue-eyed pretty actor man Bradley Cooper has admitted he used to be mistaken for a girl. The hunky actor, who is currently dating Renee Zellweger, admitted all to Details magazine, saying, “
People thought I was a girl when I was little, because I looked like a girl. I was in a coffee shop once and the waitress was like, ‘What do you want, Miss?’ I was 10 or 11 - the worst age to have that happen. I thought I was really cool.” Wow, we can see he’s pretty now, but could he really have been pretty enough to look like a girl? Hanson, eat your hearts out…

No more Sex And The City movies?
Sex And The City will not be coming back to the big screen for a third outing, it was reported today. The film has not done as well at the box office as hoped (although it’s still done amazingly well) and industry insiders are now saying this will halt any plans to churn out another movie. One box office blabber proclaimed, “After these numbers, its over.” That all sounds a bit doom and gloom. Still, maybe it’s for the best. There’ll always be the DVD box set after all…

John Mayer is sick. It’s a fact.
John Mayer – he of the big gob – has cancelled the remaining dates on his European tour because he’s too ill. The singer will no longer be appearing in
Copenhagen, Amsterdam, Madrid or Manchester, with an official statement declaring that “Mayer is returning home to the States and a full recovery is expected under a doctor's supervision”. We hope it’s nothing serious. Get well soon and start annoying us again soon, John!

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100 Comments

  • Reid4Speed1983

    03 June 2010 13:15

    Honestly - I could not care less about Linsday "Im a moron" Lohan - can Heat please stop writing about her???

    Reid4Speed1983

  • mclizzie

    02 June 2010 22:17

    You have no idea how gutted I am that John Mayer had to cancel :( :(

    mclizzie

  • alibeev

    02 June 2010 18:26

    I just got back from seeing SATC and the first thing I said was, I don't think they can squeeze another film out of it!

    alibeev

  • jom8897

    02 June 2010 16:36

    *insomniac*

    jom8897

  • jom8897

    02 June 2010 16:35

    pooky for sleep you could try my job - so boringly dull it would lull even the most insomnic to sleep any time of the day/night......you could fill in for me tomorrow if you like and i'll have a day off!!

    jom8897

  • pookylou

    02 June 2010 16:08

    I have started again recently, but just one a dayish. And usually about 6/7pm, so that's not it. I do drink quite alot of coke though.... But I don't drink anything bout 2 hours before bed or I'd be peeing all night! thanks CSI! :)

    pookylou

  • CSIYorkshire

    02 June 2010 15:49

    PookyLou, I know you don't know me from Adam, but are you a smoker at all? My doc advised me when I was having trouble sleeping to cut back on caffienated drinks in the evening and have my last cig at least one hour before going to bed.

    CSIYorkshire

  • KittyDS

    02 June 2010 15:48

    You too Bean :o) I've been here 2 years but really feel bored, have had no pay rise since I started, we are due for review this month but don't think it will change my mind whatever happens, just want something new and exciting!

    KittyDS

  • beanboozled

    02 June 2010 15:46

    kitty im in the process of applying for new jobs. im really scared of making the move but im hoping itl be worth it. im the same, no real prospects for me here anymore.. good luck with yours :-)

    beanboozled

  • KittyDS

    02 June 2010 15:37

    That's exactly how I feel about my job, there isn't really anywhere for me to move up for better money, more responsibility and actually stretch my brain! The one I have seen is alot better money and about 15/20 min futher on the bus so not bad.

    KittyDS

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