We're a funny lot at heat. While we don't wear roasary beads all the time (unless we're copying Lady Gaga's new vid) we're not adverse to a bit of worshipping. So imagine our glee when we went to a church last night - and saw Jesus! And while it might not be religiously correct (is that a term?) boy he was looking HOT! OK, so it wasn't the real son-of-God one, but let's not split hairs. Madonna’s toy boy was at the launch of Thomas Sabo’s A/W collection at St Mark's Church in Mayfair – and he's now officially our crush of the month. The perfectly chiseled jaw, the amazingly full lips, the eyes that make you want to fall on the floor with excitement they’re so dreamy – God, we’re so smitten we’re using words like dreamy – everything about this man is perfect. His hair may have looked a bit like a microwaved Brillo pad, but we’d be willing to forgive it for just one look at his chiseled body. The lovely one was there to play a special DJ set, and even played tribute to her Madgesty and stuck one of her songs on the deck. Later, we spotted him in the VIP area eating pasta, from which we can deduce that 1. The boss lady doesn’t make him stick to her ridiculously strict diet and 2. He likes pasta, which is good because we like pasta too. We have something in common with him and if they were ever to break-up we could almost certainly use this to secure a date. Probably.