Someone who claims to know what they’re talking about is saying that the reason Jake Gyllnehaal and Reece Witherspoon broke up was not that lovely Jake is gay (he’s not). It was because the Prince of Persia actor has himself a full-on marijuana habit.
"They were very smitten with each other for quite awhile and seemed perfectly matched,” said the source. “Unfortunately, Jake had a habit that Reese could not live with… He smoked way too much. And we’re not talking nicotine here. Not only did it rub Reese the wrong way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his bad habits.”
And just in case you didn’t quite get the message: “Those of you who insist that Jake is gay are NUTS.”
You hear that wishful thinkers and fantasists? You’re NUTS. He’ll never be Jake Gayllnehaal no matter how much you pray for it. He will however sit, eating snack food for hours while talking in a slow voice about how amazing the people who do the sign language during Sign Zone are. It’s incredible - they’re, like, talking with their hands.