Jordan – a woman who you may or may not have heard of – claims the fact that her and ex-husband Peter Andre broke up will be good for their children. The inexplicably popular glamour model said that her parents divorced when she was young and it didn’t give her any problems.
"Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky,” said Jordan. “They get extra Christmas presents, birthday presents and extra trips. I revert back to when my mum and dad split up. I was three or four and I can’t even remember it. So really it was good.”
So there you go. More presents. Those kids she’s got should thank their lucky stars they have parents so preposterously mismatched and uninterested in anything other than fame!
In other Jordan news, she actually brought an entire town in Lancashire to an actual standstill when she turned up to do a book signing. Locals of Kirkham lined the streets to watch Jordan arrive, escorted by security guards. Its official: there is nothing to do in Kirkham.