Holy cow! New Britney album incoming!
Yes that's right. No time for games. There's a new Britney Spears album - and it's about to hit you upside the head. Are you excited? Premier pop producer Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins announced to fans that "Britney fans are gonna be so happy in a few weeks". What does it mean? No one seems quite sure - but the majority have decided that a new Britney album is in the works. It would be the follow up to the 2008 effort Circus. Will it be good? Will it be awful? Who knows? But guessing is half the fun.
Bieber to pen memoirs
How old would you have to be before you wrote your memoirs? Seventy? Eighty-four and a half? Too old! Teeny-tiny pop pipsqueak Justin Bieber is starting work on his memoirs right now. And he's only about seven years old! Ok, he's 16, but that's still very young. "Every day I wake up and count my blessings," writes the Bieberboy. "My fans have played such a large part in all of this and they help me live my dreams every day. I'm excited to share just a little bit more of my world with them through this book." Did you hear that Bieber fans? You're helping him live his dreams every day. The Canadian man-child's book, titled Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, will be published by HarperCollins in October.
Sly Stallone was depressed
Sylvester Stallone - one of the toughest, ugliest men in the world - has exposed his sensitive side. The a-list action ass-kicker has revealed in an interview that when his career began to falter 10 years ago he felt insecure and vulnerable. "I was very depressed about my personal life and my career wasn't in any great shape either," he explained. "I was also about to hit 50 and naturally you start to worry about how you age, how you look and what life has in store for you. But I went through that mid-life crisis, if you want to call it that, and today things are looking pretty good." Hey Sly, things are looking great. You're about to star in a film that has Jet Li, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. You have nothing left to prove.
Lindsay Lohan "in safe hands"
Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina has said that she is "doing well" in rehab. The Mean Girls star, who was moved directly to a rehabilitation centre after a two-week sentence in prison for violating her previous probation conditions, has been ordered to spend 90 days in the clinic. Dina said: "I was finally able to hug my daughter after two long weeks of speaking to her from behind a glass wall." She also "refused to respond" to creepy ex-husband Michael's allegations that she is to blame for her daughter's rumoured drug problem.