Rolling Stones rock legend Mick Jagger is set to be furious with bandmate Keith Richards, again, for reigniting the row over the size of his schlong!
Keith Richards, of course, famously fell out with Mick Jagger way back in 2005 when the gobby guitar-strummer first hit the headlines with his 'small c**k' jibe about the supergroup's frontman. Sir Mick, understandably, didn't take too kindly to seeing heresay about the size of his manhood spread across the globe's media outlets and 66-year-old Keith Richards was forced into a public apology.
But oops! he's done it again. This time claiming that Mick's ex, Marianne Faithful, "had no fun with Mick's tiny todger."
Already trying to distance himself from the remark, the washed-up wildman is quoted by journalist Caitlin Moran as saying, "I was told that by others."
Well, Keith, talk about digging a hole for yourself. For a start, we didn't think you necessarily had first-hand knowledge of Sir Mick's appendidge, or Marianne Faithful's thoughts on it, but going on to claim that you overheard other people talking about her disappointment and it's lack of size, probably isn't going to cut the mustard with Mr. Jagger. We forsee trouble ahead!