Essex's finest, Denise Van Outen, has told Natalie Cassidy to stick her 'trumpet where the sun don't shine' after Natalie Cassidy criticised her for going back to work so soon after the birth of her daughter Besty - on live TV, during an interview with Lorraine Kelly!
You wouldn't want to mess with Denise Van Outen, she's not unknown for her feistiness now, is she? And 36-year-old Denise was clearly watching Natalie Cassidy's ill-timed dig because she hit back immediately with a potty-mouthed tirade of her own on Twitter, grumpily tapping keys to rant:
"Natalie Cassidy criticised me for going back to work after having Betsy. Natalie's on Lorraine show now promoting her reality pregnancy/new mum show. Isn't that work????"
And then, after pacing round her living room for a bit, Denise Van Outen was still angry enough to have another Twitter crack at Eastenders' Nat-Cas... This time blasting:
"She said she did the show of money, so yes, that is work. Pot calling!!!!"
And, still angry a bit later still...
"We put our family picture out to press to raise money for Great Ormond Street, she did a family shot and put the money in her pocket. End of rant!"
But it wasn't the end of the rant. There was more to come:
"Phew... feel much better now. Must dash, gotta go to work!"
Before she finally signed off with the best line of the day:
"She can stick her trumpet where the sun don't shine."
Brilliant. You just have to love a celebrity bitchfest. Especially when it's all being played out on screen in front of you! Natalie Cassidy, the ball is currently in your court...