The launch of Call of Duty: Black Ops, (also known as ‘boyfriend pacifier’) was a star studded affair.
George Lamb was conducting the event but the real star of the show was Gail Porter. She looked great, and we loved her stylish pixie cut.
Poor Gail got caught off guard by the glass doors to the smoking area and walked into one with a massive thud.
She was okay, if a little dazed but she had managed to crack the glass.
Massive respect to Gail’s head.
Other things we learned that night:
Calum Best was a bit miffed at heat, because we’ve not treated him with the deference he feels he is due. Calum, your majesty, we can only humbly apologise if we have offended you.
Amy Child (From The Only Way Is Essex) used to charge £30 for a massage. We asked her what she would charge now she said £80. So the price of fame is £50. We think she should perhaps raise her charges.
We spoke to some of the other stars from The Only Way Is Essex. Sam Faiers would like to go on a date with Plan B. Can we make this happen?
Candy Jacobs can do some amazing accents, but can’t do a Scottish one. Her best friend Michael Woods has booked two days off so he can concentrate on playing the new Call of Duty game. Bless
Sophie Ellis-Bexter is rubbish at snowboarding but is obsessed with skiing. Her first kid Sonny is already a mean skier.
Shayne Ward was hanging around with a woman at least a foot taller than him, and he was wearing heels.