Poor old Meg Matthews' dog. Not only has he probably had to hear Wonderwall for the entirety of his life, but he's now got the blame for messing up his master's work.
Meg was meant to be putting some flourishing touches to a charity t-shirt for The Hepatitis C Trust alongside pals Sadie Frost and Lisa Moorish, but it never happened. Because her dog vomited on it, yes, really.
Chatting to heatworld at the All Star Lanes event, Meg told us: "I was meant to design a t-shirt and they sent it to my house. I left it in the living room, I came back and the dog had vomited on it. I had to tell them I couldn't do it...I was so embarrassed!"
Still, least it's a interesting twist on "the dog ate my homework".