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Gordon Ramsay: ‘A unicorn kicked me in the face’

Posted by 21 January 2011 12:52

Gordon Ramsay has tried to explain his face suddenly got all weird and how it was absolutely nothing to do with an extensive amount of surgery, the sort of surgery that Gordon has had previously.

‘It was due to a horrific infection and an allergic reaction to a horse.’

We don’t mind you shouting at celebrities when they mess up a soufflé, but Gordon, don’t blame it on ponies. They are our friends.

However we do quite like using an animal as an excuse for when you aren’t having a pretty day or we’ve been hitting the cupcakes a bit too hard.

‘I had an allergic reaction to a penguin so I can’t fit into my jeans’

He also said: 'I had gasoline poured all over my hair and I had a horrific infection.’

So it was petrol, an infection and a horse. Sounds like the sort of party Charlie Sheen would have on a quiet Monday night.

Here are some other excuses Gordon could have used:
1)
A ninja attacked him and threw some magic powder in his eyes made from Shar Pei dogs.
2) While out riding a dragon a unicorn kicked him in the face and the magic hoofs made his face all weird for a bit. Rainbows may have been involved.
3) A big boy did it and then ran away.

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16 Comments

  • CyberMermaid

    21 January 2011 18:09

    'Sharks Bait' was a valid cause - not too fussed about all this superficial nonsense.

    CyberMermaid

  • purplefairy

    21 January 2011 15:44

    heat you've nicked one of gervais' jokes from the globes tsk tsk

    purplefairy

  • orange_juice82

    21 January 2011 14:49

    I HEART THE RAMSAY. Im not even reading this in case it makes me unheart him.

    orange_juice82

  • MissTweak

    21 January 2011 14:44

    Well all of those events would indeed make you a bit rashy

    MissTweak

  • ashleyr

    21 January 2011 13:44

    I had an allergic reaction once where my face puffed up like his-was Baaaad!!

    ashleyr

  • ashleyr

    21 January 2011 13:44

    I had an allergic reaction once where my face puffed up like his-was Baaaad!!

    ashleyr

  • _Zoolander_

    21 January 2011 13:40

    No I ordered it from Etsy. My nerves are shredded. I have whiplash from looking out the office window and I was unaware my armpits could perspire so much. Lovely! Whats been going on with you? I havent been on FB for a few days.

    _Zoolander_

  • debster1974

    21 January 2011 13:40

    That's so wierd, a leprechaun headbutted me the other day, nasty little bastard

    debster1974

  • jamaicanmelaff

    21 January 2011 13:40

    Oh jesus, that gives me one hell of a mental image SweetAs

    jamaicanmelaff

  • timebomb

    21 January 2011 13:38

    ahh right sweetas, not nearly as bad then!

    timebomb

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