Gordon Ramsay has tried to explain his face suddenly got all weird and how it was absolutely nothing to do with an extensive amount of surgery, the sort of surgery that Gordon has had previously.
‘It was due to a horrific infection and an allergic reaction to a horse.’
We don’t mind you shouting at celebrities when they mess up a soufflé, but Gordon, don’t blame it on ponies. They are our friends.
However we do quite like using an animal as an excuse for when you aren’t having a pretty day or we’ve been hitting the cupcakes a bit too hard.
‘I had an allergic reaction to a penguin so I can’t fit into my jeans’
He also said: 'I had gasoline poured all over my hair and I had a horrific infection.’
So it was petrol, an infection and a horse. Sounds like the sort of party Charlie Sheen would have on a quiet Monday night.
Here are some other excuses Gordon could have used:
1) A ninja attacked him and threw some magic powder in his eyes made from Shar Pei dogs.
2) While out riding a dragon a unicorn kicked him in the face and the magic hoofs made his face all weird for a bit. Rainbows may have been involved.
3) A big boy did it and then ran away.