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heatworld’s top 10 beards of shame

Posted by 19 January 2011 15:10

There seems to be a bit of a thing in Hollywood at the moment with men vandalising their faces with beards. We do not approve.

Here is heatworld’s list of the top ten men who should be never allowed to grow a beard ever again.

Michael C Hall

He is the star of the hit show Dexter, which we love. It’s dark, frighteningly gripping and set in Miami. We also like it because Michael C Hall is in it and he looks pretty in a wide range of pastel colours.

Sadly Michael must be campaigning hard to remove himself from our ‘would’ list because he has grown an awful ginger beard. Just look at it. It is more terrifying than some of the plot lines in Dexter.

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10 Comments

  • sarhar85

    20 January 2011 14:02

    my brother has grown the worst beard ever, i think he thinks he looks like one of these guys but he seriously doesn't. i shall use this to bully him lol!

    sarhar85

  • krazykow86

    20 January 2011 00:04

    Good one Heat! XD Jim Carrey and Brad Pitt look truly terrible :'(

    krazykow86

  • LittleMars

    19 January 2011 20:18

    Stick a pair of specs on Jim Carrey and he'd look exactly like Jim Royle with that face fuzz

    LittleMars

  • ilovemanstubble

    19 January 2011 16:33

    *unshaved*

    ilovemanstubble

  • ilovemanstubble

    19 January 2011 16:32

    Heatworld I love you and all but you are so wrong! Beards do not detract from mens handsomeness! It enhances it. Give me an unshaded sexy face anyway over a preened shaved pretty boy!

    ilovemanstubble

  • TJSpacemonkey

    19 January 2011 15:53

    Are you seriously telling us that you wouldn't do Brad, Christian, Ben, Gerard or Keanu if they had beardage? Dodgy face furniture does not detract from their yumminess! I'd be quite happy if any of them wanted to grow a beard / eat toast in bed / blame the dog for farting, etc. and I can be quite fussy you know! And Dexter. Love you loads in a not fancying you way. See - fussy !!!

    TJSpacemonkey

  • Mincedmeat

    19 January 2011 15:47

    I know sweetas I am just saying if I had to go around with no hair or facial hair (If I was a man) due to an illness, as soon as I could grow it again I'd make my self look like a cave man!

    Mincedmeat

  • rasps27

    19 January 2011 15:37

    mr butler can have as much facial hair as he wants - wouldnt bother me in the slightest - he's hot lol

    rasps27

  • Mincedmeat

    19 January 2011 15:33

    Oh and if I was Michael C Hall I would go and grow the finest damned beard going considering he lost all his hair when he was battling cancer

    Mincedmeat

  • Mincedmeat

    19 January 2011 15:32

    Gerard Butler had to have a beard for the film you plonker heat world

    Mincedmeat

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