JLS in 3D
Hunky boy band JLS will be showing off their carefully sculpted chests in 3D film soon. A source said to The Sun: "The boys are keen to do a movie, it's the next logical step.
"JLS have a huge fan-base who are bound to lap this up and see the film over and over again in the cinema, as well as buying it when it comes out on DVD. The lads can't wait to start shooting."
This reminds us of our favourite JLS story. We were in the chemist near heat towers when a lady came in to buy condoms.
They only had JLS ones left and the lady said she’d ‘rather have a sexually transmitted disease’ and stormed out.
Lady Gaga and her Gray Label
Lady Gaga talking at CES about products, she is dressed as if she is casting for a Tim Burton film (hurrah) and she is amazingly articulate. Seriously, she puts Justin Bieber to shame.
We found it a little bit mesmerising. Imagine if Tom Cruise started talking about his favourite pen or Rihanna eulogised about post-it notes.
Jermaine Jackson stranded in Africa
Oh no celebrity in peril! Well not quite. Jermaine’s passport has expired leaving him stuck in Ouagadougou.
Under California law a passport won’t be renewed until a person comes up to date with their child support payments.
Jermaine owes over $100,000 (£58,000) in back payments so he is could use the time he has available in Africa to do some odd jobs. Perhaps window cleaning or a bit of light plumbing.