Hear that sound? That’s the sound of millions of hearts across the globe breaking at the sheer thought that Michael Buble could have got hitched on the quiet. The singer, who is (as far as we know) engaged to the uber-pretty actress Luisana Lopilato, was spotted out in Hollywood, wearing – sob – a ring on his wedding finger. But we know what the kids are like these days – it's all about the accessories - so we can only hope this ring was some kind of Christmas cracker prize, a symbol of love from his lovely fiancée or just a nice piece of jewellery he’s picked out for himself from somewhere. Because frankly we’re just not ready to see Mickey married off just yet. And admit it, neither are you.
What we are ready to see though, is him moving into his new pad in Purley, Surrey. The 35-year-old hottie recently put in his bid at the Webb Estate, not too far off the nightly madness of Croydon Town Centre, and won. So he’ll no doubt be showing up with a removal van and some furniture soon and we very much hope to be there to greet him with a cup of tea and an Ikea discount voucher. Maybe the neighbours will pitch up to help with the move too – his neighbours being Status Quo’s Francis Rossi, Ray Mears and Derren Brown.
Well Mickey, if you are married, we’d quite like to know a) how you could do that to us and b) why weren’t we invited to the party?
Or maybe he’s just waiting to have us over for tea and scones in Purley…