Everyone’s favourite mess, Charlie Sheen has sent a string of text messages to his favourite ladies of the night to say that he is “Closed for business.”
The messages included such gems as:
"Please lose the number, we are closed". Another said: "Right now we are on lockdown."
Does this mean that Charlie is going to try and get himself together? And that his days with suitcases full of drugs are over?
We hope so. Filming on Two And A Half Men is currently suspended so we’re going to get no more episodes until he sorts himself out.
We do like ‘Right now we are on lockdown.” We might end up using that if we don’t get any flowers on the 14th of November.
Christina Aguilera apologises for fluffing up American national anthem during Super Bowling event
The Burlesque star has issued a statement apologising for messing up the American national anthem.
Christina opened the game of American footballery by singing Spar-Spangled Banner, but she accidentally sang the wrong line she was supposed to sing
"O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming",
And instead honked out,
"What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last gleaming."
Messing up your nations song? Awkward. It’s not like the whole of America was watching her mess-up, oh yes they were. That’s going to sting.
Still at least her clothes stayed on. Do you remember when naughty Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson had a ‘wardrobe malfunction’? It was a simpler time.
And the results from the game? heatworld can confidently report that one of the teams in the contest probably won.
Liam bans Noel from Gigs
Liam Gallagher has reportedly banned his brother Noel from coming to see his new band Beady Eye perform.
The brothers haven’t spoken since fighting before a gig in 2009 when they decided to split up Oasis.
A source told The Mirror: "Liam has said that Noel is 100 per cent barred from the Dublin gig. The order has been made very clear. The brothers haven't spoken in more than a year and there's clearly no love lost between them. They are 100 per cent at war."
We think we have just crossed The Gallaghers off the list of people we would like to have Christmas with. Come on Liam, chill-out man. Sometimes you just have to roll with it.