Loose Women’s Denise Welch (and her giggly gaggle of lady pals) were refused entry to the Universal party at The Savoy at about 2.30am. They seemed to take it quite well. Well, they didn’t kill anyone or anything.
Scott Mills left The Brits a bit early complaining that there “wasn’t enough Cheryl”. Which raises the question, was Ms Cole the only Cheryl on the O2 Arena? If you were a Cheryl at the Brit Awards, write in and let us know.
Jessie J spent the night dancing while eating cucumber sandwiches. For the record, they were rectangular, white bread, no crusts. Of course.
We overheard Laura Whitmore saying that the Jersey Shore party she compered last week was the most stressful thing she’s ever done. Well, you imagine trying to do your job while Pauly D and The Situation try to have sex with your leg.
When Gary Lucy out of The Bill first arrived at the War Child after party he grabbed a woman and swung her around dancing loudly shouting about which way she was meant to be going. Which, incidentally, was a party where the only celeb was Ben Fogle, from what we could see. Good times.