Today the inevitable has happened. News has arrived that Michael Buble has married his long term Argentinian girlfriend in a civil ceremony in Buenos Aires. What’s that? Oh just the sound of hearts shattering worldwide.
Ok, ok, so we know he has been engaged for what seems like forever but we always thought just maybe, it was only a matter of time before he came to his senses and stunning actress Luisana Lopilato was just a romantic blip in the grand scheme of things. That like perms, or puff ball skirts, eventually Michael would come to his senses, realise they were a terrible idea all along and declare his true feelings for us, before jetting us off into the sunset while he serenades us.
But now the dream is over – off the market, snapped up, gone for good. To make us feel even worse, apparently following the service, Michael took time out to pose with fans for photos. A man so perfect, he will even take time out of HIS OWN WEDDING for others. What a guy! Couldn’t he have left the service and run over a puppy or something?
And it’s not over yet, it is rumoured that a larger ceremony will be held next month, Michael told Regis and Kelly Live in the U.S: "We have one in Argentina for her family and a few of my family, well a big one, and then I have a thing called an 'unwedding'... a month later in Vancouver. It's not like a wedding, it's like a big party."