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Dame Elizabeth Taylor is late for her own funeral

Posted by 25 March 2011 10:50

Ladies, you just can’t buy class like this. The late and very great Elizabeth Taylor was buried yesterday at the Forest Lawn cemetery in California, but the ceremony was delayed because Liz was 15 minutes behind.

The Hollywood megastar had requested in her will to be late to her own funeral so she could make one last grand entrance. A family rep said in a statement: "She even wanted to be late to her own funeral.”

The ceremony was attended by about 40 of Elizabeth's closest friends and family, including Colin Farrell, a friend of Taylor. Colin recited the poem The Leaden Echo and the Golden Echo by Manley Hopkins.

The Leaden Echo
How to keep — is there any any, is there none such, nowhere known some, bow or brooch or braid or brace, lace, latch or catch or key to keep
Back beauty, keep it, beauty, beauty, . . . from vanishing away?
Ó is there no frowning of these wrinkles, ranked wrinkles deep,
Down? no waving off of these most mournful messengers, still messengers, sad and stealing messengers of grey?
No there’s none, there’s none, O no there’s none,
Nor can you long be, what you now are, called fair,
Do what you may do, what, do what you may,
And wisdom is early to despair:
Be beginning; since, no, nothing can be done
To keep at bay
Age and age’s evils, hoar hair,
Ruck and wrinkle, drooping, dying, death’s worst, winding sheets, tombs and worms and tumbling to decay;
So be beginning, be beginning to despair.
O there’s none; no no no there’s none:
Be beginning to despair, to despair,
Despair, despair, despair, despair.

The Golden Echo
Spare!
There is one, yes I have one (Hush there!);
Only not within seeing of the sun,
Not within the singeing of the strong sun,
Tall sun’s tingeing, or treacherous the tainting of the earth’s air,
Somewhere elsewhere there is ah well where! one,
One. Yes I can tell such a key, I do know such a place,
Where whatever’s prized and passes of us, everything that’s fresh and fast flying of us, seems to us sweet of us and swiftly away with, done away with, undone,
Undone, done with, soon done with, and yet dearly and dangerously sweet
Of us, the wimpled-water-dimpled, not-by-morning-matched face,
The flower of beauty, fleece of beauty, too too apt to, ah! to fleet,
Never fleets more, fastened with the tenderest truth
To its own best being and its loveliness of youth: it is an everlastingness of, O it is an all youth!
Come then, your ways and airs and looks, locks, maiden gear, gallantry and gaiety and grace,
Winning ways, airs innocent, maiden manners, sweet looks, loose locks, long locks, lovelocks, gay gear, going gallant, girl grace —
Resign them, sign them, seal them, send them, motion them with breath,
And with sighs soaring, soaring sighs deliver
Them; beauty-in-the-ghost, deliver it, early now, long before death
Give beauty back, beauty, beauty, beauty, back to God, beauty’s self and beauty’s giver.
See; not a hair is, not an eyelash, not the least lash lost; every hair
Is, hair of the head, numbered.
Nay, what we had light-handed left in surly the mere mould
Will have waked and have waxed and have walked with the wind what while we slept,
This side, that side hurling a heavy headed hundredfold
What while we, while we slumbered.
O then, weary then whý should we tread? O why are we so haggard at the heart, so care-coiled, care-killed, so fagged, so fashed, so cogged, so cumbered,
When the thing we freely forfeit is kept with fonder a care,
Fonder a care kept than we could have kept it, kept
Far with fonder a care (and we, we should have lost it) finer, fonder
A care kept. — Where kept? Do but tell us where kept, where. —
Yonder. — What high as that! We follow, now we follow. — Yonder, yes yonder, yonder,
Yonder.

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7 Comments

  • millymooiloveu

    26 March 2011 21:47

    R.I.P. xxx

    millymooiloveu

  • laura_katie

    26 March 2011 00:14

    Hollywood Goddess, even Legendary in her death!! RIP x

    laura_katie

  • Tessboot

    25 March 2011 16:51

    Classy lady. R.I.P.

    Tessboot

  • WiseGiraffe

    25 March 2011 15:58

    It's because a hubby had joked she'd be late to her own funeral.

    WiseGiraffe

  • thecatsmother

    25 March 2011 14:32

    What a dreadful 'poem'. That must have created a real tumbleweed moment, with all the celebs wondering 'WTF?' but pretending they think it was wonderful.

    thecatsmother

  • DirtyDiana

    25 March 2011 12:40

    i read about elizabeth being late for her own funeral on her strict order this morning and do you know what? I thought that that was absolutely brillent! I like the fact that she went out in her own style, in her own way! Only elizabeth taylor would do that! I expect that her being late probably rose a chuckle or two during the funeral!

    DirtyDiana

  • Jollyangelina

    25 March 2011 12:01

    Completely... there is no one comparable to her today which is very very sad.

    Jollyangelina

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