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The 9 O'Clock News - SHOCK! No one ever calls Robert Pattinson

Posted by 04 May 2011 08:53

The painfully hot actor has revealed that no-one ever calls him for a chat.

Robert told The Sun "I was thinking the other day that no one ever rings me up or anything.

"No one ever asks me to do anything. It's just so easy. When I'm not working I'm still one of those people who calls up their entire phone book to say, 'Hey, what you doing? Are you doing anything tonight? Can I come with you?' "

WE ARE FREE TONIGHT ROBERT, WE ARE FREE EVERY NIGHT FOR YOU.

Maybe we are going about this the wrong way, maybe we need to give him our phone number, then he can call us and ask us out at night or like when ever.

Robert also said some sweet things about meeting the elephant for the first time: "I went there and the elephant was doing handstands and stuff. The trainer did all the tricks.

"The elephant laid on top of me, carried me around in his mouth, played catch with his trunk - he can catch and throw a ball.”

Is it wrong to be jealous of an elephant? It’s had Robert Pattinson in its mouth.

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27 Comments

  • brownbug78

    05 May 2011 21:14

    HW slag off Sting. How trendy and "on demographic". Snore. HW slag off U2 a couple of weeks ago too. How very original. Yawn. Stop treating your target audience as a legion of Justin Bieber fans - Sting is already a legend and will go down in history as one of the greatest song writers who ever lived. Not clever and not funny, just shows a piss poor attempt to "connect" with what you assume your readers think. Fail.

    brownbug78

  • OptimusClaire

    04 May 2011 23:13

    Clearly I do as well because I can't spell legend!

    OptimusClaire

  • OptimusClaire

    04 May 2011 23:12

    HW, I love you but you have about as much culture as a turnip. Sting is a musical ledgend. Clearly you need to be educated.

    OptimusClaire

  • MrsWeeWoo

    04 May 2011 21:02

    I cant see his hotness?

    MrsWeeWoo

  • Tessboot

    04 May 2011 16:57

    HW trying to be edgy by being a bit rude about Sting...fail. People don't approach you RP because you give the impression you want them all to b off.

    Tessboot

  • dotdashdot

    04 May 2011 16:31

    He will be SIGNING a duet? Interesting..

    dotdashdot

  • sallymarie

    04 May 2011 14:52

    sting and schue on one album:-)

    sallymarie

  • spooky123

    04 May 2011 13:51

    Oh wait...he does have children right? If not then he's just a HILF (human) haha

    spooky123

  • spooky123

    04 May 2011 13:50

    WHA????? He's 'better than this' i.e. Sting?? Ummmm Sting is a music ledg!! And a DILF ;)

    spooky123

  • lustylimbs

    04 May 2011 13:04

    Maybe if Robert came across as a bit of a nicer person, people would want to phone him? Tosser.

    lustylimbs

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