Boom, brap, brap etc. Was up cus? Bad boy’s in the house. (Sorry we couldn’t help ourselves.) And anyway apparently there are no bad boys in the house as PDiddy has decided that he wants all his servants and his entourage to posh up and learn how to hold wine glasses and chopsticks and other things he deems to be like totally good etiquette man.
Maybe he’s been watching too much Made In Chelsea or something.
The Didster, as we think he should be called, has hired some woman called Dawn Bryan author of The Art of Etiquette and Giving to give his staff the once over so that they don’t show him up when he’s on business trips around the world. She’s already taught P everything he needs to know including how to present a business card in Japan.
Which we assume he does all the time, in Japan, probably, or just in his home while he’s pretending to be in Japan.
Dawn can also give a good lesson in how to eat caviar; we imagine the staff won’t have much use for this though. UNLESS THEY ARE MILLIONAIRES TOO.