Ok, so is this really news? Surely it is more an inevitability, or simply a matter of time?
Nonetheless, that’s right, scabby faced Pete Doherty has been given a six month sentence for, can you guess? Yes, you got it, overdue parking tickets.
…Ok, so we are joking. He has, of course, been caught in possession of what must be a few of his favourite things, the old drugs!
Gorgeous Pete pleaded guilty to cocaine possession in an East London court earlier today (May 20) and was sentenced to the time in prison.
So that’s that. Pete Doherty will spend the next six months doing bird. Rubbish time of year to be in the slammer really, just think of all the festivals he could have played.*
*Oh no, he couldn’t because he is rubbish. Sorry, we momentarily forgot.