We are sure Pippa Middleton (or Pippa Middleton's bum to be more precise) is inundated with all sorts of offers at the moment, but here is one we are pretty sure she, or even it, didn’t expect after slipping into that dress at the royal wedding.
‘Adult film mogul’ Steve Hirsch has personally sent Pip a letter, to let her know just what a fab porn star he reckons she would make, just y’know in case she has some free time and fancies starring in a movie. Here are some highlights from the letter:
“As far as I’m concerned, you were the star of the recent royal wedding. As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult film star.”
He added how it was seeing Facebook photos of P-Middy that really convinced him she could make it big in the star studded world of pornography:
“After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.”
Steve then offered her $5million 'for just one explicit scene', before considerately adding: “Of course, you would have your choice of partners.” What a gent! He even extended the offer to her brother James, who after seeing some recent pics, is probs just the type to take up the offer!*
So it’s official – the whole world has gone Pippa mad – but do we really want to see that much of Her Royal Hotness? More to the point, will she accept?!
*He totes wouldn't. That was a joke. He is far too busy his cake decorating business.