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The 9 O'Clock News - Olivier Martinez takes Halle Berry on a rubbish date

Posted by 23 May 2011 08:09

So you’re Olivier Martinez. You’re dating Halle Berry. You decide to have a romantic night out, maybe grab some food and then go and see gig. That’s very sweet right?

No, no it’s not if you take your current girlfriend to see you’re ex do a gig. Especially if she happens to be international sex symbol Kylie. No-one wants to see their boyfriend’s previous girlfriend gyrate around in her infamous hot pants. No-one Olivier.

Halle Berry looked understandably awkward at their date at the Hollywood Bowl. We think Olivier is going to have to do something pretty special to make up for this.

If we were Hallie we’d want a mini-break somewhere hot and exotic. A weekend in Centre Parcs wouldn’t cut it, even if he got one of those fancy luxury chalets.

Here are some other things Olivier could do for Halle Berry to make up for his gaff

  • Do a private performance of Spinning Around for Halle Berry while wearing hotpants
  • Buy something sparkly from Tiffany’s
  • Unfriend Kylie on Facebook
  • Send heatworld some nude pictures of himself.

Okay that last one might not make Halle feel any better but it would definitely cheer us up.

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127 Comments

  • PotterFan4evs

    28 June 2011 01:00

    is he an idiot!? Y wuld u take ur grlfriend 2 watch ur EX GIRLFRIEND do a gig... Soz oliver!

    PotterFan4evs

  • misszippy

    23 May 2011 15:54

    this twat is one of those men who can't be in a relationship without trying to mind-fuck who ever he's with. the guy is such a fucking loser. why is she with him?

    misszippy

  • Tinkerblast

    23 May 2011 14:42

    I like it Flib. Subtle. Right up my strada.

    Tinkerblast

  • Flibber

    23 May 2011 14:41

    nonsense, i'm sure he'd be very flattered

    Flibber

  • DirtyDiana

    23 May 2011 14:37

    that would work......if she wants to get carted off by the lunatic people!!! hehe!!

    DirtyDiana

  • Flibber

    23 May 2011 14:29

    i see...perhaps appearing on set in your undies shouting "aidan be miiiiiine!" would do the trick?

    Flibber

  • Tinkerblast

    23 May 2011 14:13

    Oh Mr Tink knows that if Aidan comes a knockin, I’m gone =0) And he knows I’m not joking!! Fnar! I’ve just discovered that the guy he’s starring with in the Hobbit used to go out with someone I know so I reckon I’ve found my “in”. Just need to get to New Zealand….

    Tinkerblast

  • Flibber

    23 May 2011 14:00

    lol mrsds, mr flibb is irish, but as he moved over here young he's got an east london accent most of the time...until he stubs his toe/watches footy/shouts at the dog etc

    Flibber

  • Mummylonglegs2

    23 May 2011 13:57

    Thanks Mrs DS (or Mrs BB!) Me and my hubby really like JC as an actor, so interested to hear if he pulls through. Such a shame for him and his nearest and dearest.

    Mummylonglegs2

  • Flibber

    23 May 2011 13:55

    that's so cute tinks :-) maybe he's just taking a break from the telly to work on his argument for convincing Mr Tinks to let him move into your house?

    Flibber

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